2008

'1001 Rules for my Unborn Son' is My New...

I guess I’m officially on vacation… it’s just past 3 in the morning and I’m...

soupsoup: allisonandgeoffrey: Swaddled like a pro and off...

suitep: Read ‘em and weep (via suitep) All five seasons of...

“U know that amazing ability u have to stuff a whole...”
— Txt from the girlfriend. It’s...

IM Chat just now...

Caz: One more day & I'm out of that place for two weeks...
Bitch Face: Thats nothing Caz
Bitch Face: 1 more day and I'm out of that hell hole for good
Caz: Fuck off...
Bitch Face: can I mention the 10k a year pay rise again?
Bitch Face: Caz?
Bitch Face: Caaaaaaaaaz
Caz: Fuck off....

Tomorrow I only have to work another 7 hours and 15 more minutes in my office before I am off work...

We are no longer calling them Scotch.

katieschenk: guardianofgimcracks: emmas: I have never eaten a ‘meat egg’ warm. Now I will have to...

nudawn: caz: nudawn: adamiss: I literally jumped off the...

biteofpythias: New ear buds: small, med, large… And what in...

nudawn: adamiss: I literally jumped off the couch last...

Roll Call....bueller?

stumblng: “There was a time when we knew he could do...

Creep - Radiohead....

Denied...

I’ve just discovered that I have been denied remote access to my work pc.  I have a shed load...

Crying, while eating

Man In The Dark

Politics and the Olympics

captainsubtext: Evil Smurf wow…

“Why, yes.  That IS a bacon lollipop.” I was...

BBC iPlayer - Olympics 2008: Beijing 2008:...

BBC NEWS | England | Cornwall | Woman, 90,...

emmas: Fairly oldish, AD71…or thereabouts. bagcoffee: emmas: Why am I still up at 1.30am when I...

zachklein: Stunning images from the Olympics Opening...

suitep: via twitchfilm.net I’m even more excited about The...

Who Was Your First?

soupsoup: Who was your first follower and who was the first person you ever followed? My first...

gooneruk: Righty, will probably be offline for the rest of the weekend, as I’m off to Edinburgh for...

Oh boy....

In two weeks time I will be settling down to my first night’s sleep on my vacation.  In...

OH.MY.GOODNESS.

“That bloke from Oasis said I couldn’t play...”
— Jay-Z

ellebelle: I want a Suri Cruise/Katie Holmes (before she...

emmas: Im a magpie for anything sparkly, glittery and...

Wire wank up....

So tonight we sit down to watch another three episodes of Season 1 of The Wire.  Cup of tea…...

suitep: My dad’s most treasured possession… (via suitep) I...

soupsoup: letsgomets: Hungaroring Groupies I’m in the wrong...

Listen

hannahcooper: emeline I love emeline’s heart tat that she...

lenier: Please Please Please Please be great. Please. This...

(via vinh) Ha ha h ah aaaaaa….  Yeah… Brother is...

Ha…. see you in a week Tumblr… I’ve got me 4 seasons of The Wire to watch…

darkscript: justlia: cuteeeee jessicap: (via...

Observations at 1 in the morning....

My daughter had her first driving lesson today… I feel old…. Three weeks today...

gooneruk: Where does your Tumblr name come from? I’ve been using the name “gooneruk” for years...

thewordunheard: WHAT Bloody hell… someone stole the...

Actually, I did forget.

katieschenk: I’ll never forget the hug he gave me when he got out of the car. He seemed a bit...

“This is Steve Jobs. You think I’m an arrogant [expletive]...”
— Steve Jobs calling up a...

onefootinthegrave: why the fuck am I awake at 8:30 on a Sunday morning? Dreaming about Julia...

When Adham had my camera it was almost as though it let out...

FAIL

It’s taken until 11.30 in the morning for me to realise that I’ll not be watching any...

Daily Dead Puppy

annamarie: by noah k This is a beautiful photograph…

There were no injuries, but some of the 350...

bluorchid: (via ilindsay) I first saw this way back in...

“I’ve had my fair share of girls, but I much prefer the...”
— Soup

via deerluvr I’ve been following this lady or over a...

Hustle and Flow....

Hustle and Flow has just started… is it worthy of the next two hours of my life?

“Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the...”
— Chelsea...

Friend - with flowers behind ears: Do I look pretty?
Me - with inebriated hearing: Do you look like a pussy?
Friend - with flowers behind ears: Noooooooo o I look pretty?
Me - with inebriated hearing: Well I have no clue but the last time i looked at mypussy in mirror it didn't have flwers growing out of it...
This post is sponsored by Coldwater Creek... Tia Maria... Plymouth Gin and Stanislovablobabahahaha Vodka

emilyposts: Consumerist: “You cringe over the price of a...

My Daughter was 17 today…. what did she want to do on...

147xxxx: ffffound: coffee-diagram.gif (GIF Image, 460x461...

My Father died 11 years ago today… 17th July. After his death I completely and totally fell...

glamorouswhimsy: jonaha: via topherchrisCaught my...

6.45am phone call

Me: Ughhh... hello....
Injured party: You know how you said you love me....
Me: Huh???? Ughhhh.... what time is it?
Injured party: Do you think you could take me to casualty?
Me: What have you done?
Injured party: I've done something to my shoulder:
Me: Ughhhh... shit....
Injured party: Hello?
Injured party: HELLO!!!!
Injured party: Cazzzzzzzz!!!!!!! Please don't fall back to sleep..... Cazzzzzzzzzzzz!!
Me: Sorry... I dropped the phone putting my t-shirt on.... then I dropped it again putting my jeans on....
Injured party: Whats that noise??? Jesus are you peeing whilst I'm on the phone???
Me: Do you want a lift to the fucking hospital????
Me: I'm on my way....

These past two days I have been home from work by 5.30pm. It might not seem like much but… to...

Best places to live 2008

“Mom and I were watching TV when we heard a plane fly by and...”
— My sister, Nicole, on the...

ellebelle: I am so tired and a little grouchy.  I ran out for some coffee and while looking for...

Struck by lightning [Flickr video]

I just received an e-mail from an old friend that had the following as it’s sole contents:- if...

Just when you think it isn’t possible for him to be...

caragh: It’s a fucking crime that Bear Grylls exists— For...

fatmanatee: For the life of me, I cannot understand why...

That being said...

lovepuppy: I still feel jealous (even though I have everything anyone needs) and completely lonely...

david: Just turned 22. Happy birthday young man….

Just home from seeing Hancock at the cinema.  Not sure about it…. Was it entertaining? ...

(via marco) “ET wasn’t quite sure how Elliott...

The Dark Knight - Tumblr Rules

katieschenk: Okay let’s lay out some ground rules here. Not all of us are going to be seeing this...

soupsoup: mascarah: brieflynoted: “Removing the mask has...

erinshannon: hrrrthrrr: tumbl(e) dry. (via hrrrthrrr) In my...

justlia: He came back this morning because of happened to...

Jay-Z Live at Glastonbury (MP3 DOWNLOAD)

karion: Sleepless in Seattle houseboat. Played tourist on...

Jay-Z’s complete performance at Glastonbury thanks to the BBC… fast forward to 30mins to...

Dear Soupsoup,

soupsoup: frangry: 1994 was almost 15 years ago. So yes, it is.xo,Frangry I know, its just strange...

I’m pretty blown away by the performance I just saw from Jay-Z… I’m so pleased...

“For those who didn’t get the memo… my name is...”
— Jay-Z (live at Glastonbury)

Watching Jay-Z at Glastonbury live on BBC3… Started well by sticking it to Noel Gallagher and...

soupsoup: azizisbored: “If it were physically possible, I...

I'm sick.

forwhenifeellikesharing: And I resent it. And I feel… Awful. And there is nothing worse than being...

BBC NEWS | Politics | Queen strips Mugabe of...

Attention: young women filming a youtube...

soupsoup: fatmanatee: So again, I implore you, this is not a good idea. For anyone. street...

So I went to M&S to buy a Lemon Drizzle...

emmas: ….and came out with: some cropped white trousers a pink vest a black beach dress a pink...

A post in which I convince myself that I...

Arf… I exchanged the damn slutty top for some white jeans today.  Somebody tell me… is...

grrr!

brooklet14: I totally got spoiler-ed by my dashboard.  All day I have been avoiding anything that...

I came across this today… I cried….

Shoot me now....

Girl 1: I know this place has really great clothes and all...
Girl 2: Yeah...
Girl 1: and I know how some mums are really cool and all...
Girl 2: Yeaaah......
Girl 1: but hell... what sort of mum would wear a top like this??
Girl 2: *whispers* A slut.....
I'm taking my top back tomorrow.... trading it in for something mummsy like a new pair of sun glasses or a scarf...

peterwknox: strelau: OneLessDesk via zayile It’s a desk...

Awwwww.....

via www.catdogblog.com

I would like to know

mzchristine: Long distance relationships… what is your experience?  How far was the distance and...

“When I was on the 101 driving home this afternoon. I started...”
— Claw Marks in the Frozen...

Gender and the Tumblr ratio

biteofpythias: well we’re even bc I can’t ask a clear question obviously. I don’t want to know how...

mascarah: OMFG. *smiles* You’ll like THIS...

“When I finally got to the gym I realized I’d forgotten my...”
—  One Sentence archive - story...

via Off The Rack OH. MY. GOODNESS.

onionvolcano: Velma, artist unknown This picture is...

50 office-speak phrases you love to hate

Oh and...

chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy: I do believe my blog layout is the coolest layout thus far. Oh I...

Sweet Lord I just did an hour of yoga (first ever time doing it) and I swear I have muscles aching...

To clarify...

chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy: wheezer: chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy: I realize that my blog about...

Why do I do this?  I’m working late… unpaid… yet again.  I work so much better in...

via Minnie Mortimer This is how you wear white...

Dear anyone who reads my blog:

chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy: Please look at the new layout and tell me if it is too hard to follow....

russann: I’ve been thinking about this salad that I made...

jakoblodwick: I’ve got my day planned out. When I saw the...

Here's an idea...

suitep: actually go into the tumblrs of a few of the favorites you follow, instead of hanging in...

cornwall!

I’m sitting on a train going to Camborne to look at their campus with my daughter. How do...

soupsoup: gillianmae: Dogs: Humankind’s savior. (via...

Arse!!

I’m feeling a bit sick and thought I might find Subway’s tasty food and fake aroma...

I’m in my office today dealing with some old deeds and documents that belong to a client with...

Books....

Seeing as I have a vacation coming up I took advantage of Tesco and it’s “2 for...

soupsoup: (via antoinetta) my inner child is doing...

mzchristine: Does the phone double as a vibrator? No? Well, then it’s just a phone. Quite simply...

emmas: via Mmm, teeth and chin. Srsly. Ross Halfin takes...

Could it be that one of the reasons I still harbour so much grief… hatred… bitterness...

Hotels in New York

Would anyone be able to recommend a reasonably priced hotel in or around Times Square in New York...

“For the first time in my life we have two great candidates...”
— BBC NEWS | The Reporters |...

katydid: Congrats Obama. You did it. (via obama08 +...

“I might go to bed… I’ve got work in the...”
— Flight Of The Conchords

Baby leopard spotted in house

Don't panic Emma...

The egg was resting on a slice of toast and I asked him to make sure the yolk was away from the...

via brooklet14 and a shed load of other people…. 1. Ten years ago I was: Coping with the...

In celebration of losing 25lbs since I started my diet 12...