December 2007
31 posts
How to become a famous blogger
Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at We Blog Cartoons.
New Years Eve...
I’ve got to work today… My best friend has to take her daughter to hospital to finally (after way too frigging long) see about really nasty lump she appears to have growing out of her throat… yes… I said OUT of her throat.. (it looks like she has an adam’s apple that is trying to exit her throat a la Alien styley) and I have to go to work today….. I’m...
How much???
Whilst being quite adept at spending large amounts of money that I can least afford… today was one of life’s valuable lessons in “I don’t give a flying fig if I need it or not I want one and so I’m bloody well buying one”. Today I bought myself new La Senza pj’s… a nice new coat and a plasma tv….. the coat wasn’t in a sale but the...
What time?
At what point do you think I realised I was an hour early for work? When I drove into the car park and there was only about 6 cars there too? When I walked through reception and it was still in darkness? When I went to make my coffee and there wasn’t another soul in the snack room? Or when I got back to my desk… fired up my pc… and a voice came out to me through the darkness...
Can you tell me this.....
It’s not so much the fact that I have £55 in my purse… it’s more to do with the fact that I have £55 worth of CHANGE in my purse…. How the hell did that happen? And does it mean I don’t have to lift weights this week… because my purse weighs a ton… Also…. when I have consumed large quantities of vodka shots… woo woos… cosmopolitans and...
No worries....
Elder Whoever: Hello... could you tell me Sir what your biggest worry is?
My Brother: Pardon me?
Elder Whoever: Could you tell me Sir... what is your biggest worry in this world?
My Brother: My biggest worry?
Elder Whoever: Yes Sir...
My Brother: Being approached by strangers in the street.
Elder Whoever: Excuse me?
My Brother: My biggest worry... it's being approached by strangers in the street.
Elder Whoever: I'm sorry Sir.. are you telling me that your biggest worry in the whole world is being approached by strangers in the street....
My Brother: Yes...
Elder Whoever: In your whole life the biggest worry you have is that? with everything happening in the world... your biggest worry is being approached by strangers in the street...
My Brother: Yep... that's right... I've got no worries... not a care in the world... apart from that one...
Elder Whoever.. Oh...
My Brother: Merry Christmas....
Countdown....
On 19 January I will be 40 years old… whilst not feeling my age… and.. according to quite a few people…. not looking anywhere near my age… as a result of a revelation from my daughter…. I suddenly feel old… very very old. In relation to the revelation… I have anger… tears…. horror… disgust… upset and annoyance but most of all...
Andi's well thought out reasoning for getting...
Caz says: OK... lets get you Tumbling....
Caz says: cos isn't it the best frigging device for bloggng ever... especially when you are as crap at blooging as I am..
Andi says: I don't know. I don't know what it is. You had one and so did Jakob and I thought it MUST be cool.
Caz says: lmao... it is brilliant... and I know what you mean... if all the cool kids in NYC are using it it must be WAY cool...
“For Christmas I was given a charitable gift of school dinners and Mozzie nets...”
– I Wanted A Goat Yay!!!! Andi got a Tumblr… because… well shit I can do the convo thing to show you….
Spondoolies....
How the hell did I managed to spend £220 at Morrisons today???? and how the hell did I managed to spend £72 in a frigging car sop*… on cards… on Christmas cards…. I swear I’m not sending cards next year…. And should I be worried that my keyboard is looking delightfully sparkly due to the copious aounts of glitter and sparkles that have fallen off the cards as I have...
to comment or not to comment
Everything from myspace to facebook walls has taught me that I require verification from others. I thought about using disqus, but for now, I’m pleasantly happy without the comments. If someone really needs to provide their opinion on something you can email me, or since tumblr makes it super easy to reblog my post, you can do just that. — katieschenk Reblogging Katie’s post…...
45 of my photos have appeared in Flickr's Explore... →
I’m nowhere near Zach’s 81, though I do appear in 22 of his! Sorry Zach. — jakoblodwick I make it 62 including those that were dropped…. but then that means Zach K’s numbers go up to 149…
“It’s difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an...”
– Russell Brand
Just explain this to me....
How the hell is it Friday already? Seriously… where did the week go? On Tuesday my behind the scenes negotiations to change departments came to fruition with the confirmation and announcement that I would be transferring from my current department to another. The big move is set for 14 January and I am VERY excited… both to be away from the unorganised chaos (it’s the only...
Voyuerism...
One of the most amazing things I love about the internet (apart from being able to buy Kurt Geiger shoes online) is that I have learnt about other people’s lives. I’ve been almost invited… by way of other people’s blogs… to learn about how people around the world live their lives. Some aren’t so different to me…. but most are very very different to how I...
Team....
How long will it be before someone makes the “Team Lodwick” or “Team Allison” t-shirts???
“To love at all is to become vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will...”
– C.S. Lewis in The Four Loves Reblogged from squashed
So....
Gym Number One failed…. mainly due to it’s location and secondly due to my “Gym Buddy” completely crapping out on me after only three sessions. Whilst the lack of company is no excuse NOT to go…. that.. added to the location… has made me look for alternatives. So….. Gym Number 2 induction this morning at 10.00am with James…. Hurrrah!!! Location...
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If I ever win the lottery…. this is where I will celebrate….
November 2007
14 posts
Morgans Brasserie →
Hot diggidy dayum.. they do great food…. If you are looking for a REALLY decent place to eat in Plymouth I can thoroughly recommend the Carpaccio of Beef… the Fillet of Scotch Beef and the Lemon Sorbet…. oh… and the cosmopolitans…. damn angry that I forgot my camera… cos it sure looked pretty too….