Caz

Followers... they come... they go...

I’ve never been particularly hung up about Followers… they come and they go.  It’s...

Apr 29th

Swine Flu

School girl 1: Sausage Roll please
School girl 2: (screaming) Nooooooo you'll get swine flu
Shop Assistant: Ha ha... no you can't get swine flu from sausage rolls
School girl 2: My Mum says you can cos they've got pork in them
Shop Assistant: No... she's wrong... you can't get swine flu from pork...
School girl 2: My Mum says she's never wrong...
Shop Assistant: OK well this is one of those really rare occasions when she is...
School girl 2: I'm telling her... she'll be in here and kick your head in if she finds out you said shes wrong
Shop Assistant: OK... don't tell her shes wrong but if your friend here catches swine flu from this sausage roll she can come back and sneeze all over me and then I'll have swine flu too.
School girl 2: She won't be able to come back cos she'll be dead from swine flu
School girl 1: I'll have a bacon tasty instead please
Shop Assistant... after they've left the shop: Fuck.In.Hell.
Me: I'll have a sausage roll please... but hold the swine flu....
Shop Assistant: Don't you bloody start

Apr 29th

peterwknox: New York skips spring and goes right into summer, and it happened today. Funny…...

Apr 25th

I’ve been perusing the Tiffany website for 18th birthday present ideas and somehow I’ve...

Apr 25th

Thanks for answering my question Mr B…. but I should have made clear that the comments were...

Apr 25th

An incident at work has sparked interest about how far a company can go if someone is complaining...

Apr 25th

After the wonderful weather these last few days… and an even more wonderful forecast for the...

Apr 19th

mills: Last night, in sheets of rain that created thick...

Apr 19th

topherchris said “post an “artistic” photo...

Apr 18th

*Note to self* Do not watch The Notebook when feeling particulary lonely and old.  It might…...

Apr 18th

Listen

willmccloud: Love - G. Love If this song doesn’t make you smile, you might have ice water...

Apr 18th

Havent properly slept in three days.

emmas: Its 1.30am and I am typing up a wish list for the new home Im looking for, that I am...

Apr 17th

topherchris: I haven’t decided if I’m happy or sad that the pizza dude no longer requires my...

Apr 16th

My little girl passed her driving test today on her first attempt! There are pros and cos to...

Apr 16th

Poopington, Fartvilleshire

emmas: I went to Trumpington in Cambridge today, and as beautiful as it is, I couldnt help but...

Apr 15th

mayjah: jessabelle2o7: Salomé (holding the head of...

Apr 13th

suitep: He could be bald for all I care, but he’s awfully...

Apr 13th

theduty: folkinz: the truffle shuffle ♥ …sweet dear god...

Apr 13th

It’s always great when someone you follow points you in the direction of another awesome...

Apr 13th

My HB works in Hotel Chocolat and they had a little...

Apr 11th

Do I buy this Kenneth Cole bag tomorrow?  I usually stick to...

Apr 11th

magoshasblog: The second teaser poster for Spike Jonze’s...

Apr 11th

suitep: Ok, caz…you’ve totally got me craving these now. ...

Apr 10th

What kind of cream should I buy to put in my profiteroles?

Apr 10th

Making profiteroles from scratch… my daughter is in awe at my hidden talents.

Apr 10th

mayjah: barbiefaced:photoholic:Bang bang (via Disco ♥...

Apr 10th

marjoree: Eye contact (via) I haz it. Giraffe = instant...

Apr 10th

gooneruk: I managed to get a Sausage and Egg McMuffin at 10.40 this morning. In your face,...

Apr 10th

suitep: This is a level. You use it to make sure things...

Apr 10th

delicraig: melanderson: ...

Apr 8th

Gale force winds and pouring rain…. Its going to be wonderful getting to work tomorrow...

Apr 7th

emmas: gluttonyisabliss: (via John Ivor Holland) ...

Apr 7th

My camelia is blooming in the spring sunshine… but...

Apr 5th

emes: i searched “i don’t like radiohead” on all of tumblr and there are only two people who have...

Apr 5th

Listen

topherchris: Pearl Jam — Oceans (Brendan O’Brien Remaster) The Ten Redux Remix cd is currently in...

Apr 5th

I just lost an hour and a half of my...

emmas: That Movie ‘Jumper’ is like Bourne Identity for teenagers…but More like…Corn Identity… The...

Apr 4th

“Next time that prick tries to unload his crap on you, I want...”
— This is now via so many...

Apr 4th

nostrich: This sucks, and I can sympathise; I got flagged by...

Apr 4th

emmas: Isle of Wight, off in the distance, yonder…. I...

Apr 3rd

My little girl grew up….

Apr 3rd

Hang on… the ip address says they are in Baltimore…. Stringer Bell… is that...

Apr 1st

I find it slightly disturbing unsettling… though I have no clue why…. that someone is...

Apr 1st

Russell Brand and Revolution....

Apr 1st

suitep: Russell Brand at the G20 protest He should be in my...

Apr 1st

“Each indecision brings its own delays and days are lost...”
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Mar 31st

I guess writing a journal is nothing new in my...

Mar 31st