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  1. You're right, who knew......

    fatmanatee:

    ellebelle:

    carolynannahall:

    This is just classic from the very funny Noelle Hancock.

    I was having drinks with my friend Manish last weekend when he stopped to admire my new sandals. “I like them because the straps are thick,” he said, looking them over with approval. “Not too revealing.”

    “It’s possible to have shoes that are too revealing?” I asked.

    “Absolutely,” he said. “If a girl is showing too much foot, I assume that she’s a slut. Especially – especially – if they’re lace-up. I think it’s part of the fall-out from Sex and the City.”

    “I thought the slut litmus test was always the tramp stamp — whether or not the girl has a back tattoo?” I said.

    “Oh, strappy sandals are the new back tattoo,” he declared. “The first thing I do when I meet a girl is check out her feet. If her shoes are too skimpy, I won’t go there.” Who knew?

    I am in so much trouble as strappy shoes are one of the things I most look forward to about summer.

    Someone please tell Noelle to get a tumblr because I love her blog but am too lazy to visit Wordpress blogs outside of a very selective few.

    I’m Christ… I’m screwed then…

    I have a back tattoo which I got almost 15 years ago… long before they were the “tramp stamps”. I probably pay more each time I got it recoloured than some girls spend on their “pieces”.. and I too love the summer as it’s the perfect excuse for strappy sandals.  Is there a correlation between what the sandals are worn with?  As soon as the sun is shining I pile my short ass body on top of 3 or 4 inch strappy sandals but most of the time they’re hidden by jeans.

    Do I redeem myself by keeping my feet and “tramp stamp” covered?

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