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What follows is a conversation I just had with my daughter as she finished reading Hamlet....

  • HB: Ophelia's dead.
  • HB: Queenies died.
  • HB: The Kings dead Mum.
  • HB: Jesus Mum!!! Hamlet's dead!
  • HB: Christ they're having a war now.
  • Me: Yep... it all happens at the end in Hamlet.
  • HB: Bloody hell... if this was a movie it would be a bloody long movie
  • HB: Oh... wait...
  • Me - in fits of laughter: There really is no hope is there?
  • HB: Nope. Sorry....

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