| HB: | Ophelia's dead. |
| HB: | Queenies died. |
| HB: | The Kings dead Mum. |
| HB: | Jesus Mum!!! Hamlet's dead! |
| HB: | Christ they're having a war now. |
| Me: | Yep... it all happens at the end in Hamlet. |
| HB: | Bloody hell... if this was a movie it would be a bloody long movie |
| HB: | Oh... wait... |
| Me - in fits of laughter: | There really is no hope is there? |
| HB: | Nope. Sorry.... |